And every time I ask my moviegoin to please hold it down, they want to fight right in the middle of the fucking movie!!!!!!!
I can't stand it. I was actually surfing for movie tickets, and just stopped by the board for a second. But now I'm so fired up, I think I'll go to the library where obnoxious cell phone talking mothers are only there to pick up tax forms.
But all of this moaning about the average moviegoer is expected considering the quality of the average movie.
I'm going to start my own movie theatre where all the films either rock or suck so bad they rock. And tickets are by invitation only.
I'm calling it Cinemuck. And you are allowed to make comments out loud, as long as you are reasonably witty and if you are annoying, you have to buy the beer next time.
Come on over.
But leave your damn cell phone in the kitchen, Assbitch.
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