Sharon Osborne Reaches New Pinnacle in Entertainment.

The woman can sell absolutely ANYTHING!!!


Oh my god, I just saw five minutes of "Making the Video" with Kelly Osborne doing her little Papa Don't Preach thing. She looked like a miniature Ricki Lake fresh off the set of Hairspray.


We've had daughters of famous people before like Wilson Phillips, and Nancy Sinatra.
We've had lame covers by untalented folks who can't write for years. Kylie Minogue is one of thousands.
We've had chubby, Mama Cass, Aretha Franklin.
We've had chubby and clumsy, like Carnie Wilson.
We've had people who only made a record because they are famous, like William Shatner.
We've had people so rich, no one could figure out why they bothered, like Shaq.
we've had people that can't dance attempt to do so, like Lionel Richie.
We've had snobby little stupid brats like Britney and Menudo.
We've had unattractive, like Barry Manilow, and Celine Dion.
We've had the annoying....just turn on the radio.
We've had the retarded claiming to make a statement, like TLC.

But have we ever had all of these elements rolled up and packaged together in one pointless piece of crap before???

Bravo, Sharon, you are true genius. I'm sure it will sell like crazy. I'm sure one day, you can have Ozzy for HER.

But, she's no Debbie Boone.
And I swear to god, I'm going to burn all my old Sabbath records one of these days and not look back.