It's been a close race, but....

California is pulling away in the lead right now for most fucked up state. Floridians, however are very unhappy about their possible defeat and are steadfastly devising more madness of their own.

Many Floridians feel their large numbers of senior citizens and rednecks should help close the gap, and it is only a question of time.

Governor Jeb Bush commented yesterday. "It's a very exciting time for Florida, and we have all sorts of ideas for our fucked up future. Taxing the homeless looks promising, as does Hunter's Safety courses for all daycares.