SBB were playing patty-cake on the tour bus and veered off the road. They walked up a hill and came to "Friend or Fiend's Haunted Mansion".
When they asked if they could spend the night, f(O)Riend said "okay, but the room is haunted."
Baobab and Snooker shivered, but Beatghoul reassured them that it would be okay.
That night, they had to decide who would sleep in the bed, since there was only one of them. It was decided that Baobab would take the bed, Snooker would sleep on the toilet, and Beatghoul would sleep in the laundry chute.
That night, Baobab woke up with gas pains and had to use the toilet. He went in the bathroom, but upon seeing Snooker happily snoring away on the toilet, decided not to wake him. He decided to go to the bathroom in the bed-sheet and throw it down the laundry chute, which he did...
The next morning, they all got together for breakfast. Beatghoul was asked how the night went, and he said:
"A ghost flew down the laundry chute, but I beat the shit out of him."
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