about nothing at all

i'm doing a writing exercise now. it's where you just start writing about nothing at all, or everything, or whatever. with paying no mind to proper grammer. s'pose to cure writer's block. a bran muffin for the brain, if you will.

so here we go. i'm freezing! i keep my computer in the coldest damn room of the house! it's really hard to freakin type when your hands are trreemmbbllinnggg. pretty women is playing right now. krth 101. oldies radio. killer. i love those old love songs. always a woman! always a woman to meeee! reunioted and it feels so goooood reunited and it's understooooooood, somthing something something, and sugar something something, and we're both so excited caus wer're reunited heya heyyyy! those song rule. this is one of the things that make people think i'm gay. this too, last night my roomate (a girl, my age, a lawyer. i dont hold that against her) asked me what i had for dinner. and i told her. little hors d'ovre size pumpernickle slices lightly toasted with whipped cream cheese, thin slice of cucumber, thin slice of roma tomato, dipped in a soy vinegarette i whiped up, garnished with alfalfa sprouts. she points and says, "o.k., you're a homo, what are you reading?" i say, "instyle" ( it's a cross between comopolitan and people. and, it's hers). she says, "o.k., super-homo! everyone i know that have met you, or heared about you thinks your gay. come out of closet. it's o.k." oh cool, i love this song. " you make me feel like natural womaaann...womaaann!!" i sang this song along with the radio at a carl's jr.(fast food joint) once while with a friend. he begged me to stop. the more he got pissed, the louder i sang. this one of the things that make people think i'm gay. the peach i'm eating is not ripe. damn. so in the mood for something healthy. ooh, kudo bars. man, they're all th way at the other end of the apt. dilema. get up or stay seated. hmmm. i'll take another hit...shit. i got muffins in the car. mmmm, muffins. i don't know what kind of muffins are in there. they could be lke teally goos buffins. hmmm dilema. what the hell did i just type? hey that's kinda funny. www.teallygoosbuffins.com yeah, that's kinda catchy! now don't nobody go steal it and rgister it before i remember where i put my credit card. if i had a site called reallygoodmuffins.com i would register www.teally... for my customers who may be incapasitated from to much ganja. websites must be stoner-friendly. if they are, they're pretty much friendy to everyone. adults and kids. very usefull if you're trying to sell stuff. there are very young people, and very very old people with credit cards and computers. by making your site stoner-friendly, you make it your "shiny beads" to draw in the easily suggestable. good sales pitch? if you were the head of a major corporation, would you say, "people! we need to get stoner-friendly! and stoner-friendly we need to get Now! websites. from stoners to stoners. and the world.

viva la mota!

-Nick, the absolutly fabulous straight guy