It Hurts when I PEE!

Read the border on the web site...not in real LIFE! EEEEWWW!
I am a MAN!...OOOHHH, YEEEEEEAH!
Considering my apparent repulsive STENCH to the female gender, I was beginning to wonder if my genitalia merely consisted of a "twig and berries"...or a rotten stump!

Now I can feel confident to ask that no-name hussy if she wants ta YOINK! I'll strut the office like COCK of the WALK, TA-day! My masculinity will pour from every orifice in my male anatomy!

I HAVE BEEN SHOWN THE WAY! THANK ya, Jesus VAL!
Praise GOD! I am in HELL and I have been CURED!

:)GRRRRRRRRR...mean people suck!?...evil people RULE!