is your PB & chocolate imaginary, like my stuff?

i mean, i wouldn't want anybody to think you were REALLY blending the two, just as i would want no mistake made about what i'm doing, or actually, PRETENDING to do. unlicensed blending of chocolate and PB... that would be bad, and the cops would come running to find you and lock you up and prob'ly anally rape you with a plunger, then deport you back to haiti even if you dont really come from there.