Bulletproof and SBB

A curious figure named Bulletproof purchased an outrageously expensive front-row ticket to a sold out SBB show and then chanted "SBB SUCKS" during the entire concert. When the very charitable band took him backstage for treatment after being beaten by several audience members, he proceeded to crap in Beatghoul's pan and attack snooker with a pencil. When questioned for a motive by police, he raved shrilly, "I was auditioning to join the band, but they were so brainwashed by their cheeseburgers that they wouldn't let me in!!!