My response to "What would ya do if Spark gave you $1 Million":
"If the spark.com were to gimme one million dollars ("right now") I'd firstly rub one of them funky counterfeit-indicator pens over all of it to make sure it aint fake. Then I'd rub the pen over my nipples because I'm a f*cking millionaire and I can do sh*t like that whenever I want." |