SBB angered by impersonation

In a surprising new legal development, supergroup SBB is having their thunder stolen by a group of SBB imposters called SUV.

In last night's concert, SUV (short for Spooker, Underdog and Von De Von) sparked controversy when the leaf singer, Spooker, called for everyone in the audience to "grab their whore". Further surprises were in store for the audience when bass player Von De Von cavorted onstage with some midgets and drummer Underdog attempted to watch MTV without puking.

In an interview today, SBB said they didn't agree with the antics of SUV. "We certainly don't condone the action of those ragamuffins." explained an angry Snooker. "I'm gonna show that Spooker a thing or two about showmanship and stage presence. The fool didn't even buy ME any presents!"

Beatghoul was also purple with rage over Underdog's hot-dogging. "I don't like that Underdog. I never trust someone that wears a cape. Even if they wear a cloak and dagger."

Baobab, meanwhile, got into fisticuffs with Von de Von at the Mugger's Rights benefit last week. "That goddamn Von De Von!" exclaimed an angry Baobab. "That's the last time I let him borrow my squeegee!"