Fuck! I'd see that!

In what's being called the Both Yer Daddies tour, SBB, Uriah Heep and Molly Hatchett are on a tour to promote their new boxed set, titled "Screaming Into A furnace".

"It's a new concept. We're all putting previously released songs out together on a boxed set, and we'll see if our fans are gullible enough...I mean, experimental enough... to buy it" said Beatghoul, during a frenzied press conference with the other two bands.

"Yeah, we've been friends with the guys in Molly and Uriah for years now, and we like to go shooting our guns together and compare tattoos. Why, just last night, we beat up some wimps together. It was a blast!" said an enthusiastic Snooker.

Baobab said that the rumors are false that their popularity is declining. "That's a bunch of horseshi*t!" yelled an angry Baobab. "It was probably started by that as*h*le ex-manager of our. He's still mad at us for putting stars in his swear words."