Travelogue 5.73824

TORONTO. still.

how much is a fifth of bushmills back home? here it's $24 canadian, or about two cents of our money (actually about $16us).

went to niagara today, bought meself a HUGE mug for soup and such at the HERSHEY OUTLET STORE, as i own no mug of soup size. well now i do. it say "hershey" on it. don't fuck with this mug. it's simply TOO MUCH MUG for any but me. see, kinda like THOR, he had that hammer that no one else could lift... i have a mug. he-man, baby. BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!

they also had FRESH STRAWBERRIES DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE. i got 6000 of those.

other niagara falls happenings: felix, el doggie destructo, my hosts' dog, bit some old guy in the ass. his wife was screaming "jesus murphy". we ran away.

unbeknownst to many, jesus spent a few weeks in ireland. thus, guinness.

then i came 'home' to the roost and made my famous beandip for the third time, for various people. it has become something that people ask for. hey, where's that beandip? beandip at 1 am (local time). expect thunder at three.

next amazing food experience: THE MANDARIN BUFFET, which i am told is on par, or surpasses, the italian place, of which i was especially impressed. never before has a buffet so pleased me. or inspired me. three times. REAL italian food. made by indians. mandarin sometime next week.

tomorrow i see a play. the winner of the WRITE A PLAY IN 24 HOURS contest. oughta be... sucky. sucky, but interesting in the depths of it's suckiness. how much suck can a playwright pack into 60 minutes of performance in a mere 24 hours of scribling? puh-lenty.

mmm, palenta...

the fringe festival, of which this play is the capstone, will be in seattle in september '02. there will be theatre aplenty for nearly two weeks. expect me.

i fret that i may not have money for the tool/king crimson shows. i need a sugar daddy/momma. applications accepted. please enclose $50 bill. long-term sponsorships are available.

david