http://www.davidjonline.com/home.html
Pretty spiffy job, though I really have a hard time reading that dark grey text on this monitor...well, here's a brief excerpt from the mainpage (if you're too lazy to go over there right away):
"SBB...no-talent FUCKWITS!...I could do better...no justice...this is the dawning of the age of DAVID J, no if's and's or butt's...as you will see I clearly kick Snooker and Beatghoul's asses...and Baobab, that non-entity, he deserves to be boiled alive in a cannibal pot!...he even wears glasses, like I do, the fooking rip-off artist that he is...well, I will see to it that ALL SBB FANS are sent screaming into a Neiztchean abyss of hot tar paper and chewed-up bubblegum, my superiority to ALL THINGS SBB is CLEARLY EVIDENT AND YES, BEATGHOUL WILL HANG FROM THE RAFTERS OF A SECOND-RATE MUSIC HALL FOR I KNOW WHO THE SMALL ONES ARE!!!BWAHAHAAIOHJIO0425#&^$%&%g';';g.;bbg'
bt423tlo..." (etc.)