Ian Releases Tell-All Memoir

Ian, famed publicist, pot supplier -and sometime manager- for SBB, is releasing his no-holds-barred memoir this coming Tuesday. "Where Da Wite Wimmin At", coming in at just over 2958 pages, including Ian's own crayon renderings of events (SBB, legendarily camera-shy, has yet to be photographed together), is by far the heaviest SBB tome released thus far.

Ian will be signing copies at the Barnes and Noble on 5th and Tewksbury on Thursday, followed by a tour of the mental hospital where Baobab is said to be recuperating after his latest bout with syphilis.

"Baobab is the butt of all our jokes right now because he aint here," explained Ian.

The book, said to be "less than complimentary" to the boys in the band, has been optioned for film by P-Diddy Filmwerkz and Trachea Productions.