Top 10 reasons not to play hopscotch with Snooker

10. dude stole my jacks
9. Left virgin prunes on the shelf (or mayby that was mucky...)
8. makes fun of my harelip
7. I think he cheats at scrabble
6. still has my gun which has the sign saying "Yo Pussy Stink" shoots out
5. didn't pay me back for the jawbreakers
4. told me he's gemini but I found out he's only taurus
3. didn't tell me when Coil was touring
2. never told me what the f*ck Coil is...
1. put fish in my waterbed when I wasn't looking