President Ici invades white house

President Ici invaded the white house early this morning and made ex-president George W. Bush eat poop.

The invasion took place at 4 am when supergroup SBB put on an impromtu concert on the white house lawn. While ex-manager Vinnie Trachea threatened a lawsuit, Ici jumped out of a helicopter, leapfrogged over the police vans and stormed the white house lawn, leaving the entire security force in a state of disbelief.

It is unclear what the new president is planning, but in a press conference today, President Ici said "Poop". This is believed to be some sort of codeword, and is busily being decoded by experts as this article is being written.

In the past, Ici has run for president, with Exquisite Corpse as her running mate, and SBB bassist Baobab is her boyfriend, but it is unclear what her cabinet will be composed of. Vinnie Trachea plans to sue Ici as well as SBB for emotional abuse, and SBB is also planning to be the house band for the new president.