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Saatchi & Saatchi awards itself

October 30 2007 at 9:03 PM
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With 4 judges from its network in the Kancil judging, this agency will emerge as the biggest winner.

Other big winners are JWT, McCann & BBDO. But they each have only 1 judge representing them.

Other agencies can go to hell.

Howboutdat?

 
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Kevin Roberts

Re: Saatchi & Saatchi awards itself

October 31 2007, 12:04 AM 

Wooo! Go Saatchis!

Yeah! That's how we roll!

If you can't beat 'em - cheat!

 
 
right

facts wrong

October 31 2007, 1:16 AM 

get your facts straight. Saatchi had one judge. Jury chairman has no vote. Mccann had 2 judges. Bbdo had two. One local one international. go look at the kancil website for the facts.

 
 
honesty

new kancil proposal

October 31 2007, 1:36 PM 

i propose that next year no malaysian agency CD be allowed to judge. since kancil winning ads are supposed to win international shows, that's the criteria, then use international judges only lah. better still, use int judges from cannes. then we know for sure the winners are goin to go on and win cannes. also i propose we rename kancil awards Pre-Cannes awards. Or pre-One Show. Or pre-D&AD show. So ultimately, when we win Kancil, we win in an international show. not a malaysian show.

 
 
judge!

judges for kancils

October 31 2007, 3:23 PM 

I propose judges to come from spencer azizul, akomori, crush, ccas, bloomingdale, powerdesign, teabreak, news, youradcanwork, myadwillsurework network, etc. They have no influence on the international networks. Or how about spider, ball partnership, d'arcy, batey, benhunt sdn bhd, beaumont sdn bhd, etc.

BTW I also propose D&AD to get rid of UK judges next year.
No more Thai judges at Adfest, please.

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Kancil Winner

What I do with my kancil award

October 31 2007, 4:26 PM 

I dont know why my stupid agency bothers to enter this charade of a show again.

If I win again this year, I will do what I've done last year. Use the award to wipe the dirty toilet seat in Sunway hotel.

Because that's how much i think of Kancil judges and their self-serving judging.

Hwa & Adrain Miller suck ass.


 
 
sundal

Ha ha ha

October 31 2007, 4:35 PM 

Adrain Miller can lick all the sweat off my balls and I will still bitch slap him coz he's a prick with a capital P.

 
 
Kancil judges

Judges' joint statement

October 31 2007, 7:01 PM 

Hey ! Ever have a handjob race? You know...when you jack guys off at the very same time? You work both dicks super hard and see who busts first? HAHA!We love it! We've got super pairs of all-natural 34A titties, and two hands that just won't stop. Today we got 5 big egos but 5 small cocks to jerk off, and, after oiling them up, we proceeded to jerk and work and work and jerk until one of the exploded! Sure enough, it didn't take too long before the first judge unloaded about a gallon of sperm all over other judges faces. But that didn't mean we was done! We still had 4 more to go. So we worked and jerked and jerked and worked until we's arms was about to fall off! Now that it's all over,you can come see our cum covered faces when we go up to collect our awards. But we only shakes hands publically. In judging room, cock jerking. In public, hand shaking. Hee hee hee.

 
 
Post Kancil analyst

The only thing Fearless was the audience

November 3 2007, 10:50 PM 

In the last 40 minutes of this year's show, more than half the 100 odd tables were already empty.

This is solid proof the silent majority has spoken.

The disdain for the judges and their judging.

Never have we seen such apathy.

The only applause the winners could get was from their own tables.

So much for the so-called "respected" judges.

This is the industry's best response thus far: a show of no-respect and a thumping vote of no confidence to the awards.

What a fearless audience.





 
 
Bewildered

Shameless

November 4 2007, 8:29 PM 

When you're in the judging panel and award yourself 35 times whle starving others, it's not so much fearless as it is shameless.

 
 
Proof reader

Saatchi & Saatchi pandai kritik orang

November 5 2007, 1:29 AM 

Apa punya Jury Chairman!
Kata english copywriting tak elok, tak mau award copywriting.
Sendiri punya copy kat souvenir book pun salah grammar sini sana.
Yang "were" jadi "was", yang "are' jadi "is".
Pandai kata orang punya kerja tak cukup standard. Jaga tepi kain.
Tengokla sendiri punya kerja dulu.
Memang shameless!
Niamah.

 
 
Chairman Mao

Re: Saatchi & Saatchi awards itself

November 5 2007, 10:31 PM 

In an ideal world the work will get awarded because it fucking blows you away - not because you 'turn up to the ceremony', not because you 'work so damn hard', not because 'its' your time', not because you're 'a local agency' etc...

It's not about "share-share" or "give everybody a chance" - if you make average work you shouldn't get awarded.

Award shows are complete lotteries because a) the politics b)the judges are always going to be biased towards ideas they are familiar with. c) You never know what the flavour of the month execution will be.

However, the bigger the panel of judges the more opinions you get - meaning your great idea might just have one or two champions.

So forget about the local award shows. Kancils are worth absolutely nothing outside of Malaysia. Absolutely ZERO.

Save your entrance money for the real deal - D&AD, Cannes, One Show. If you win in any of these things it's worth 1000 kancils.

But before you enter - make sure your idea is so good it will make the judges piss their own balls inside out.




 
 
Ricki

Re: Saatchi & Saatchi awards itself

November 6 2007, 6:27 PM 

Pei phei mou chee chin kak ha lau, lei pei yan tiu la lei!!!

I love my bronze ambient! You all shaddap.

 
 
can't chill

agrees with Chairman Mao

November 7 2007, 7:13 AM 

congratulatuons saatchi for coming up with the best scam ads of the year, followed by bbdo, followed by ,,,,yawn.

is anyone else bored yet?

poor naga, datuk must be fuming, digi was completely snubbed!

yes shameless should be next year's theme.

and ricki, stfu.

 
 
smart lanjau

sohai malaysia advertising

November 7 2007, 10:01 AM 

malaysia advertising award "kancil award" is sohai lah, nothing special, every year also same, the CD can be the judge...hahaha..funny, just like the malaysia government also, do the criminal and them self will judge it also, just like a movie lah. anyway, FUCK MCCANN, BBDO, SAATCHI , LB AND O&M, saatchi is the worse, mccann also not bad, is the second worse. go to eat shit lah all the old CD, retired lah, balik rumah jaga anak lah.

 
 
Watchdog

Worst Kancil judging we've had to endure

November 9 2007, 5:46 AM 

I went to a post house the other day and agencies big and small had nothing but disgust to express about the judges and their judging.

Adrain Miller can shower himself with as many awards as he wants just to pip the other agencies to the Agency of the Year title but he's come out smelling like shit to all the rest of us.

As for how they recruited the foreign judges... let's just say the Saatchi & Saatchi connection is an example of the kind of cronyism that is as dirty as the corrupt Malaysian political scene that has unfolded before the public eye. Fixing of judges and judgments... hmmm mighty familiar.

These Kancil judges should be put on trial for corruption and abuse of power. Can we report them to the ACA?

 
 
lawyer

but just like the judicial scenario in malaysia...

November 9 2007, 12:31 PM 

we'll all rave and rant all we want but no one will do anything about it.

i suggest we take up the lawyer's bold move to walk in protest to the palace of injustice, or rather the 4A's office.

 
 
Ricki

I like my bronze outdoor

November 9 2007, 3:18 PM 

Cheh, you all can say whatever you want la.

Last year say same thing about Mccann.

Before that about Naga.

Same shit every year. Boring.

 
 
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