Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
In the office there's a guy named Rishya,
He pretends that I am Steve Hough.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
Jennithalia
Nigel The Snowman
October 23 2009, 6:14 PM
Nigel the snowman was a jolly crappy soul
With a peestick pipe and a buzzard nose
And two eyes made out of coal.
Nigel the snowman was a playboy they say
He was made of cum but the staffer
Know how he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in Y & R
ledger they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to prance around
Nigel the snowman was alive as he could be
And the staffer say he could laugh
And play just the same as you and me.
Nigel the snowman knew things were getting hot that day
So he said "Let's run and
We'll have some fun now before I melt away.
Down to the village with a broomstick in his hand
Running here and there all around the square
Saying Catch me if you can.
He led them down the streets of town
Right to the CIA dorks, and he only paused a moment
When he heard them holler "Stop!"
Nigel the snowman had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
"Don't you cry I'll be back again some day".
Thumpitty thump thump, thumpitty thump thump
Look at Nigel go
Thumpitty thump thump, thumpitty thump thump
Over the hills of cum.
Ghost of Christmas Past
Bloody Hell
October 27 2009, 11:30 AM
They did the right thing by ignoring us. One hand can't clap. Let's move on to other topics.
Anonymous
I'm shocked.
October 27 2009, 11:32 AM
They didn't bite the bait. How to devour them alive here if they didn't?
Christmas come early in Y&R
October 28 2009, 12:14 PM
I know who are those in the list. Robert Aw is one of them. 30 years in Y&R but doing nothing. Nickname Mr NO, always fuck his girlfriend during " recording " hour at the big studio a WASP. His girlfriend is back in town by the way...
Heard they met at lisa de inn. Well his wife doesn't mind at all becasue she is meeting up with her boy friend. oh no. i wonder the son name after longkang " belongs to who ? he look like mat salleh . Robert so fat and ungly. the wife is also fatt. could it be someone else's child ?
CSI New York, CSI Miami and CSI Y&R need the DNA to find out.
Roberta Fluck
Maybe this guy will bite.
October 28 2009, 3:44 PM
Then he'll scream aaaaawwwwwwwwww...
Fatty Bom Bom
Why Robert Aw is fat
October 28 2009, 3:57 PM
(Robert Aw singing to the tune of
Twelve days of Christmas)
On the first day of Christmas,
my supplier gave to me:
a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the second day of Christmas,
my supplier gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the third day of Christmas,
my supplier gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my supplier gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my supplier gave to me:
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My supplier gave to me:
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My supplier gave to me:
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My supplier gave to me:
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My supplier gave to me:
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My supplier gave to me:
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My supplier gave to me:
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My supplier gave to me:
Twelve bags of Pepto,
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese
Chup!
What did your supplier give you?
October 28 2009, 5:12 PM
VHQ always serves me their famous toasted tuna sandwiches while Think Tank serves me fish & chips. 2AM always serves me McDonald!
What did they serve you?
Sound Engineer
Since when did Robert Aw work on Christmas?
October 28 2009, 5:30 PM
There are better things to do on Christmas!
James Porn
Is Robert Aw really called Mr No or Dr No?
October 29 2009, 1:08 PM
Have you watched James Bond's Dr No? There's a soundtrack that mirrors what is going on in Y&R at the moment.
It's called Three Blind Mice (Kingston Calypso).
You reckon the three blind mice are Rishya, Nigel and Jenny?
Read the lyrics and tell me.
THREE BLIND MICE (KINGSTON CALYPSO)
Three blind mice in a row
Three blind mice there they go
Marching down the street single file
To a calypso beat all the while
They're looking for the cat
The cat that swallowed the rat
They want to show the cat the attitude
of three blind mice
Three blind mice here and there
Three blind mice everywhere
Searching all around for the cat
All over Kingston town pitter pat
They got the carving knife
To cut the pussycat's life
The puss will get the knife for triflin
So beware
Three blind mice
Watch your step
Three blind mice
Deadly mice
Three blind mice
Where they go?
Three blind mice
What they do?
Three blind mice
Oh, the mice
Three blind mice
Deadly mice
Ursula Undress
Read between the lines
October 29 2009, 1:23 PM
THREE BLIND MICE (KINGSTON CALYPSO)
Three blind mice in a row
Three blind mice there they go
Marching down the street single file
To a calypso beat all the while
[My take: The three blind mice are Rishya, Nigel
and Jenny. "Ker-ching" is just music to their ears]
They're looking for the cat
The cat that swallowed the rat
They want to show the cat the attitude
of three blind mice
[My take: They want to show New York headquarters
who they are dealing with]
Three blind mice here and there
Three blind mice everywhere
Searching all around for the cat
All over Kingston town pitter pat
[My take: They try to find ways to get even]
They got the carving knife
To cut the pussycat's life
The puss will get the knife for triflin
[My take: They found the way to get even
with the top cat in New York for appointing
the new CEO and ECD. Oh well, they cut and slash
their way through the account books]
So beware
Three blind mice
Watch your step
Three blind mice
[My take: Everything they did spells vengeance]
Deadly mice
Three blind mice
Where they go?
[My take: One went to London, the rest we don't know.
Probably holed up in a mouse-hole in a RM4.8 million house somewhere]
Three blind mice
What they do?
[My Take: According to the top cat in New York, they swindled money]
Three blind mice
Oh, the mice
[My take: Oh, we know. Everyone knows]
Three blind mice
Deadly mice
[My take: Deadly alright. But whose career is dead remains to be seen]
Pussy Galore
Robert Aw is Mr No, NOT Dr No.
October 29 2009, 1:25 PM
He didn't doctor the account books!
Anonymous
Robert Aw didn't react to this taunting.
October 30 2009, 3:23 PM
He took the high road, which is commendable. So now we won't know why "Josephine" and "Jennithalia" can't get rid of him (they need conclusive proof right?). It's Jennithalia who has the RM4.8 million house. And Josephine who...oh well!
"Gemuk" as he is, that doesn't mean Robert Aw "makan" duit from suppliers right? It could be just as simple as suppliers feeding his cholesterol-laden food during his visits, no?
Anonymous
Looklah! Grammar!
October 30 2009, 3:25 PM
Don't know the difference between "his" and "him" ah?