Becoming an Ignoramus Is Expensive

by Jonathan Trollerman

 

....I sure wish I had completed high school so I could try to get into college and get me one of these 'big-paying' jobs!!

I talk about all these idiots spending $50,000.00 to $100,000.00 grand on an education to become an evolutionist because I have no idea what it costs to go to college and do a science degree..

They do all the hard work jumping through all those hoops, then they get their "prestigious" PhD, and then get thrown out into the "real world" and I am so very jealous of that.

I talk about "con jobs" and college recruiters or advisors painting "pretty pictures" because what I really have is SOUR GRAPES!!

I claim that college science students think how "superior" and "smart" they are because I wish I could have been one of them but sadly slept through my high school science classes. :)

Here's The Catch:

I now get used by Boss Hog, the Mayor of the Town Of Ignorance who gets his kick back from the creationists who make millions of dollars selling "Christian education" for the illiterate and ignorant people like me.

I'm a poor guy, I have to pay back all my loans because I have a poorly paid and unskilled job without any prestigious PhD or even decent education to fall back on.
Why? Because I never invested my time, energy or money to LEARNING....not just science, but ANYTHING worthwhile beyond subsistence-level skills.
Now I "play the game" written for me by other people because I was too lazy to do anything else with my life and now I blame it on science, evolution, the Liberals and indeed anybody else I can think of.
Maybe I can get a job as a "creationist" or start selling crack on the streets?

Boss Hog of Ignoranceville has me by the balls! And as a non-thinking, ignorant recruit I go along with it, and try to sound intelligent by disparaging people who have bothered to learn something more than their ABCs.

Fuckin A!
I gotta pay back the loans for my suped-up car, shotgun and year-long supply of beer somehow!!

Now I really dont blame you evolutionists for your actions.
I actually feel sorry for you guys having to work at an intellectualy stimulating job and wanting to learn every day of your lives.

But someone has to "blow the whistle" on this con called LEARNING.

Someone somewhere is eventually going to do this and you will eventually be exposed as the intellectual pussies you are!

I only hope that it is sooner then later and that everyone comes to know the joys of blissfull IGNORANCE!!!!!
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Posted on Aug 3, 2006, 7:10 AM

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