Reminds me of a clumsy football player. He can't hold onto the football, he can't catch the football, he trips over his own feet everytime he runs, and each time he fumbles the ball or trips over his feet or drops the football, he yells TOUCHDOWN!
In defense of pork, he claims that the superstition is not stupid because someone else also believes in a stupid superstition as well and then he yells TOUCHDOWN!
When it is shown that Islamic superstitions on pork is noting but nonsense since nothing happens when a person eats pork, he yells TOUCHDOWN!
When it is pointed out to him that imaginary deity's do not hear prayers and it is silly to pray to them, he quickly points out that other people with their own imaginary deity's also pray to their own imaginary deity's as well and then he yells TOUCHDOWN!
And then he runs over to the end-zone, and does a victory dance, not realizing that he is in the wrong end-zone! But that's life, when you live on fantasy Island! ;-}
If you're going to scream victory, hon, at least try to do it in your own end-zone! ;-D
