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Mr solutions.
Posted Jul 24, 2009 7:23 PM
But Rosemary, it is true, trust us when we say that the breast milk is a good thing.
We need to drink breast milk to survive. Especially, the men. The infant babies have got special infant formula’s to drink but us men have got nothing to drink –absolutely nothing. That is why when we are left to our own devices, we go for the next best thing, a good cold SP. But really, deep down in our hearts, we would like to have breast milk too.
Scientific studies have proven that breast milk is best. And it also improves the heart rate so that you do not get heart attack at an early age.
And also, the crime rate will go down a lot if the men slow down a little at SP and increase their rate at the breast.
So if the man drinks breast milk means that he does not fight his wife because of his drunkenness. And if he does not fight her, then she has more time to produce more breast milk for him. And so the cycle continues and causes less and less domestic violence until PNG eventually becomes a crime free society.
Just imagine the savings this county will make if there is no Police force to spend money on. This will attract more foreign aid because Australians do not want to send their money to a wife beating country; they want only the peaceful countries. This too will attract all kinds of foreign investment that will employ PNG citizens including the women and girls (who are mostly unemployed in this current time).
So you see, it is beneficial both individually and nationally to allow the man to have breast milk.
For all your solutions to PNG’s problems
Sincerely signing off
Mr Solutions. |
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