As a Ref when questioned on a call by a spectator simply say "According to Rule 109, Subsection 3, Clause 23, Part 17 (d) ... I can't make the call you want me to". By the time they figure out there is no such thing you've restarted the game. In fact they usually don't figure it out until they've asked 7 of their closest friends and received 11 different answers.
Posted on Feb 23, 2011, 6:38 PM from IP address 22.214.171.124