Heartless Wizards!

This troll in the tuxedo and top hat lights up a cigar and frowns indignantly, sending another letter to the mean Wizard folk...

Dear Wayrath,
The Mutiny Alliance is a Satanic legion run secretly by demonic vampires. They want to dominate all peoples and all nations and their villainous leader, Cypress Dreadslay, is an antichrist who has aligned with the Hall of Darkness and the self-proclaimed daughter of Lucifer, Maybus.

How much more proof do you need?

This is a holy war we fight! Our children will die if we do not find someone to sell us spells or weapons to destroy their war machines!

We will protect Wayrath from all if you help us! King Faisal The Terrible gives his word!

Troll Honor is like no other!