Aresenals open top bus reversing back into the garage.

Apparently the Arse plane was delayed in Paris last night, a spokesman said that ‘there was a funny whining coming from the engine’ when they looked they found it was Wenger and Henry.

Train fare £50

Burger £3

Match ticket £255

LOOK ON EVERY GOONERS FACE – PRICELESS!!

A help line has been created for Arsenal fans disappointed at their poor Season, the number is:

0800 101010

Let me repeat that,

0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing

Did you hear about the Conservative MP who was found dead in an Arsenal shirt last night?

The police had to dress him up in women's underwear, and put an orange in his mouth to save his family from the embarrassment.

ARSENAL F.C.
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)


Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.


Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese


Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2006
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.


Guest speaker:
Sir Alex Ferguson - "What it's like to win the European Cup"


Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2006-07 is not guaranteed.

Has anybody got any pictures of Steve Honey crying, I will be more than happy to put them on here......