A very blurred picture of Shorty..............but what is going on here?

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ready.............
on 3
1...2...3..
lets all do the funky chicken

With a little bit of this and a little bit of that and shake your arse.

Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what bothering' me
I wanna be a man, NOT A RANGATANG
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeying' around!

Shorty saying: If Scott Parker can play for England So can I

Large Bush grows whilst Shorty jogs 4 yards