Just read on the wires that Pooper Scooper extraordinaire Pete from Ash has moved to Camberley on a free transfer leaving Lammas Manager Nathan Wharf absolutely distraught.
Wharf said I am devestated, he has gone on a free and we have just ordered in a new gold Adidas predator scoop and bucket which we were going to present to him on the first game of the season.
Pete from Ash spoke to the press early this evening and told Pie Sports News reporter (The Flying Pig) that the reason he left was that nobody had called him and he couldn't believe the dis-respect and shame of being ignored meant to him. I asked him if he could of the rung the club himself but he just laughed and stated that he has never called the club before and he will not start calling people now.
Pete from Ash would like to put on record that some of the dog shit he picked up at the Lucan pavillion ground was some of the best bits of shit he has come across in his long and lucrative football career and says that if the Turds in Camberley are half as nice as the Turds in Laleham then he will be a very very happy man.
This is the Flying Pig, reporting from the Lucan Pavillion, for Pie Sports News.
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