Mister Ed posted the following message in response to a message I had posted on the Atlanta Bigdog msg board on Sep 25, 2001
"A quick 30 day search shows 5 direct ad threads started by Ms Edwards, and a whole lot of other thinly veiled link-posting with help from friends!" - Mister ED
My response to Mr Ed
Subject: Caught by Mister Ed - One smart fellow!!!
Since the Atlanta Moderator left Mister Ed's original post, I am hoping that in the interest of fair play, he will allow a response from me (I have had numererous requests to repost my response).
I do not want to start yet another flame war. Let's just move on. Besides, I've got to get ready for my Biloxi trip and with no access to a computer for a week I would not be able to particpate anyway! LOL.
BTW only three of the 22 msgs had links associated with them - my "ads" on Sep 24 & 17 and Aug 28.
Thanks - Corey
My response:
Caught by Mister Ed - One smart fellow!!!
You know that Mister Ed is one smart fellow with a sharp eye. Using all the cunning and guile of Inspector Clouseau he single-handedly ferreted out a technical violation committed by yours truly. Now how do you figure he was able to do that with all the messages that get posted not to mention the daily struggles of life? Ahhh, Mister Ed, when I grow up, I want to be just like you! You are so smart with such charm and personality! I just get goose bumps and the giggles when I think about you!!! You are my hero!
I plead guilty as charged. LOL. I guess my hormones got the best of me and caused me to post that Labor Day message at the wrong time. FUDGEBUCKETS! I apologize, Mister Ed; I didn't mean for you to have to spend all that time to get your facts straight. Your work on bringing this unscrupulous behavior on my part just goes to show how diligent and accurate and fair you are in your unending search for the truth. My hat is off to you for your in-depth research to catch this error of mine. I know that you gathered all the facts before your post; how else could you have discovered the error of my ways! (PS - I am glad to see that you changed your original post to be more accurate.)
If I had just gotten those 5 ads in 5 weeks posted on the right days you could have viewed the message board in peace and quiet! DOUBLE FUDGEBUCKETS! I should be publicly flogged for such inexcusable behavior. (hmmm, now there is an interesting idea - any volunteers??? we could practice at my place. Ooops, there I go again, another shameless ad! I guess I have no shame! - actually, I take it back! I'm not really into that kind of stuff).
Actually, I have received many comments from providers and hobbyist that they thought the Dr Edwards series was funny, which was the only reason I continued them (if you want my views on the effectiveness of "advertising" thru message boards, send me an email - damn, I'm getting like Mister Ed, an opinion on everything - well, I did say that I aspire to be like him. LOL). I do apologize to Mister Ed for bringing a little smile to some by using "ads" that are not properly spaced out.
Alas, all good things must come to an end! Or least slow down. I know that Mister Ed will be awatching in the future with his green eyeshade on, calculator at fingertips and cunning mind and rapier wit just waiting to post a thread on those who violate this board (Hmmmm, I did say that I aspired to be like Mister Ed, didn't I??? - Mister Ed, the other stuff is fine, but the green eyeshade won't go with my blue eyes; can I have a blue eyeshade instead? Pretty please? I'm struggling with the rapier-like wit part but I've been taking lessons by reading your previous posts since January and I must say IMHO you are wasting your time posting on escort message boards - you should be writing the next Great American Novel - me, I'm just screwing around here LOL.
Just to complete the obviously outstanding Detective Columbo work performed by Mister Ed I have listed my transgressions below for all to see the transgression that caused my utter and complete shame for not minding my p and q's. Please, Mister Ed, send me your email address so that I can consult with you and use your skills to keep me from future violations and being shamed again in public. I need YOUR help in this matter! Please, don't let me down. You are my hero! (Ooops, I already said that) Please, won't you help a girl who asks nicely? I don't want to waste this message board with unnecessary messages so send me your email address!
You can send me an email anytime - just click on my name next to the "Posted by" in any of my messages.
Alas, I won't get to read any responses to this and it will have fallen off the board before I return - I'm leaving to go Biloxi and won't be back until next Tuesday. But, that's no reason for you to relax Mister Ed. Keep everyone straight while I am gone. I don't want to come back and find this board a mess, Mister Ed, just cause you were sleeping at the switch. Be vigilant. Keep 'em on the straight and narrow. Remember, you are my hero - Do it for us!
Here 'tis. I used the search feature (corey edwards) and found that in the last 30 days my name appears in 22 messages - 16 originated by me and 6 from hobbyists using my name. Here is the list.
My "Ads" - 5 in 5 weeks just not properly spaced (Drats @#$%^*)
Aug 28 - Runny Nose
Aug 31 - Happy Labor Day
Sep 5 - Headaches
Sep 17 - Apple a Day
Sep 24 - AstroGirl
Other postings by me
Aug 28 - "No text" response
Aug 28 - Comment/Response
Aug 29 - Comment/Response
Sep 4 - Comment/Response
Sep 4 - Comment/Response
Sep 4 - "No text" Response
Sep 5 - Comment/Response
Sep 5 - Comment/Response
Sep 7 - Comment/Response
Sep 11 - Comment/Response
Sep 11 - Response to Review
Posted by Hobbyist using my name
Sep 4 - Review by hobbyist
Sep 5 - Hobbyist used my name in a post
Sep 5 - Hobbyist used my name in a post
Sep 9 - Review by hobbyist
Sep 18 - Hobbyist used my name in a post
Sep 24 - Hobbyist used my name in a post
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