Cops/Bodygaurd/Donuts

Apparently Dave,

I have totally missed that one all my life or just don't know the right cops, because where ever that myth came from, It does not apply to most the cops I know- they come and have coffee, but rarely can I ever get them to have a donut, cookie, or piece of good ole fashioned homemade pie-hmm, maybe I 'm just mislead or maybe......
It's my cooking that scares them off.......
Now I'll be wondering for a long , long time-
Casey