Yes it's random bollocks, but that's part of my genius...
Can anyone think of any lyrics which are more bizarre than "You're a vegetable, you're a vegetable/still they hate you, you're a vegetable/you're just a buffet, you're a vegetable/they eat off of you, you're a vegetable ? Billy bonus if anyone gets that one and who it's by....

Mr G. Oogle tells me its by Wacko Cack-o, and its called Wanna Be Startin' Something.

His lyrics are almost as weird as him.

using google is cheating but yes it is from "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" before the cosmetic surgery, Michael Jackson was a pathological nutter.

i rememebr a tune by the mac lads...

"he'll eat your pies, he'll tell you lies, you'll never beleive THAT FAT BASTARDS SIZE!"

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"something special is happening" - Chris Long (BBC) - on 50LEAVES!
http://www.50leaves.com

ah yes, written as a homage to me...

another good one is "Guacamole, guacamole/s-s-s-sleep depravation driving me insane"