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illustrational elve

September 28 2004 at 3:25 AM
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like my site? my britney pic is my fav

 
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Re: illustrational elve

September 28 2004, 11:07 AM 

elve...... have you blagged avid for guest lists to be allocated yet?

/ are you gonna speak to him today?

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Re: illustrational elve

September 28 2004, 11:57 AM 

theres no fooking guest list

elve aint even coming down hes working pussy wont book it off or ring in sick

 
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Re: illustrational elve

September 28 2004, 12:05 PM 

fake leeds people for ya

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lil mikey bandit
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wakefield

September 28 2004, 4:38 PM 

wakefield consists of :

1, smackheads
2, a playground full of smack heads
3, a "lets be racist" social club run by a smackhead
4, rich skara's hairdresser, who was clearly on smack when he did rich's hair
5, a bar, called "smack the pony"
and finally:
6, elve

what a fucking beautiful place.

skit liverpool as much as you like, i only came on the forum coz mant told me to, so i wont see your replies :P

Mikey x

 
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Re: wakefield

September 28 2004, 7:02 PM 

yeah but it also has the cribbles...
therefore wakefield is ace, for that reason alone.

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Re: wakefield

September 28 2004, 7:17 PM 

the cribs are possibly the worst band since hanson.

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Re: wakefield

September 28 2004, 8:56 PM 

have ya seen them live?!

the cribs are brilliant, nuff said, i know liam doesnt like them all too much, "average" i think they are great. but hey!

what do us girls know?!

xx

 
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Re: wakefield

September 28 2004, 9:25 PM 

their music makes me want to die.

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Re: wakefield

September 28 2004, 9:46 PM 

well..how so mickey? why?! how?!

make me dance, loads..crazzy

xx

 
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Re: wakefield

September 29 2004, 12:47 AM 

dont liek them, dont hate them, just another band on the crest of a better bands wave

the world needs good tunes, but love to all these new bands for breakin down barriers between fans and stage, its power.

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Re: wakefield

September 29 2004, 2:53 AM 

theres an amusing cribs picture on my website. page 4.

also new addition about 15 mins ago - rooooooney!

Www.illustrational-elve.tk

dont forget to check out my page about smoking.

 
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Anonymous
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Re: wakefield

September 29 2004, 2:55 AM 

"wakefield consists of :

1, smackheads
2, a playground full of smack heads
3, a "lets be racist" social club run by a smackhead
4, rich skara's hairdresser, who was clearly on smack when he did rich's hair
5, a bar, called "smack the pony"
and finally:
6, elve

what a fucking beautiful place"

Number 6 makes up for the rest.


anyway, rich doesn't have a hair dresser. he's got alopecia and he sellotapes his ma's rag towels onto his head.

 
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Re: illustrational elve

October 2 2004, 11:35 PM 

them cribbles aren't much until you see em live, fucking brilliant.. deathdisco on wednesday night, dancin on the stage and shouting 'hey scenestrers' at all the scenesters singing along and not understanding the irony
so much.. energy and something that just makes you stop and listen to that band when they're on a stage.
up the fucking northern bands ;)

xx

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Re: illustrational elve

October 2 2004, 11:38 PM 

the cribs are amazing live.

 
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Re: illustrational elve

October 3 2004, 12:42 AM 

"'hey scenestrers' at all the scenesters singing along and not understanding the irony"

the irony being the cribs are scenesters?

 
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Re: illustrational elve

October 3 2004, 3:19 PM 

mikey teases, i sent him the album and he loved it. then he went off it a bit. but he loves anoter number ;)

xXx

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Re: illustrational elve

October 3 2004, 3:24 PM 

its bollocks. like liam said - theyr'e just riding the crest of another bands wave

 
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Re: illustrational elve

October 3 2004, 3:40 PM 

i think you were always the one is a fuckin tune..(all be it that the chorus melody is blatantly ripped from an old motown number)... but the albums piss water...they ARE cool live, and they do ensure the audience enjoy themselves.... but as an album its shite




how you diong andeh mate... missed yer dancin @ the zanzibar.. jen duck told me you were a good dancer! haha

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Re: illustrational elve

October 3 2004, 4:41 PM 

haha i didnt get in :(
gutted

it was worth the 2 and a half hour wait in lime st for jen, seeing her for 5 mins then goin home

:) i must be insane...

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Re: illustrational elve

October 3 2004, 4:49 PM 

yeah man i gave the guy who owns the club / was on the door lots of shit, coz he didnt let about 7 or 8 people in... at one point i was outside (to his annoyance) dishing out cans of grolsch to the people who couldnt get in :) dno if you were there or not for that bit..


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Re: illustrational elve

October 3 2004, 9:53 PM 

did i tell you that .?

andeh, you're an angel . sorry if you had a shite night, you didnae ms much at the krazyhouse. kis kiss x

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Re: illustrational elve

October 3 2004, 10:37 PM 

come down to manc for the others gig on saturday, us, the unstrung and others.. will make sure yee have a top night la..


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Re: illustrational elve

October 4 2004, 7:44 PM 

cannae be done... me and andeh and them are doing the ordinary boys stuff in liverpool (laaa). boo too missing that gig...
xxxx

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Re: illustrational elve

October 11 2004, 9:43 PM 

the ordinary boys was the worst waste of two hours i've ever spent in my entire life.

fookin awful.

Mikey x

 
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Re: illustrational elve

October 11 2004, 9:45 PM 

yeah they're shite...



i once heard them summed up as "jimmy who ate the world, meets fred perry"

or should that've been jimmy eats worlds,, fuck knows, who gives a toss

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elve the dog
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Re: illustrational elve

October 11 2004, 11:34 PM 

or jimmy eats bell end

on a lighter note - new pics on the site

 
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Re: illustrational elve

October 12 2004, 2:10 AM 

JIMM Y EAT WORLD... emo... amazing
x

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Re: illustrational elve

October 24 2004, 6:04 PM 

The Ordinary Boys. "Forgotten genres get re-hashed/ create the craze create the cash" Preston understands that his band have done just this but have brought that 2 tone influence into it. It's not a new thing, they know that. The energy is however, something rarely seen since The Jam. He's a very intelligent, sharp young man who was lovely enough to give me his setlist after Thursday's gig and let's face it, he is pretty much physical perfection.

 
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Re: illustrational elve

October 24 2004, 10:48 PM 

he's nothing on me. im king stud.

 
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Re: illustrational elve

October 25 2004, 10:57 AM 

haha, in yer dreams babe.

i've been a fan since the first time i saw them live, not the first time i heard them . so many people have said they were shit on this tour, but i've always thought they're a great live band... aye, so much energy.

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Re: illustrational elve

October 28 2004, 9:38 AM 

you lot like bands wi energy and stamina dont yer jen ;)

 
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Re: illustrational elve

October 28 2004, 12:03 PM 

i need some advice. wakey or london this friday? bear in mind wakey is my hometown (well, i live in a farming village just outside) so i think its great and i know loads of old birds are off out.

 
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Re: illustrational elve

October 28 2004, 2:05 PM 

hilarious.

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Re: illustrational elve

October 28 2004, 2:30 PM 

jenn duck giz a fuck!!

 
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Re: illustrational elve

October 28 2004, 6:16 PM 

does that work with her?

 
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Re: illustrational elve

October 28 2004, 6:52 PM 

everytime. she'll deny it over the internet though, or maybe she'll double bluff you and agree with it. either way, you know she loves scoutmaster dick putting up camp on field fanny

 
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Re: illustrational elve

October 28 2004, 8:13 PM 

nahh mate, yer not in a band see, doesn't work like that ;)

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Re: illustrational elve

October 28 2004, 10:58 PM 

Shall i tell James Moon and the rest of Waiger Jen wants em? hahaha

 
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Re: illustrational elve

October 29 2004, 12:25 PM 

im gonna start a band.. hmm - we'll be called 'the granny fuckers' and have a range of chart topping hits such as ' i fucked your granny', i love granny fanny', 'yum yum (that old birds bum)', 'IM GONNA FUCK YER SLUTTY GRAN TIL SHE BLEEDS, MOTHERFUCKER!' etc...

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 3 2005, 5:06 PM 

boredom prompted me to trawl message boards and then shame when i saw what i wrote (last post) .. why did i write that? anyway.. big hairy rich has finally admitted im his favourite animal and im chief DJ for his nights and the new owner will even be paying us. i think thats right anyway. so when are you cunts gonna play for us?

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 3 2005, 7:14 PM 

MANT: WHEN YOU BUY US SOME ARTIFICIAL SNOW YA TIGHT CUNT









PROBABLY FIRST WEEK OF MAY.



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Re: illustrational elve

January 6 2005, 12:48 AM 

how about the 2nd friday in may (just pencil it in)? ill even buy you all a pint and ill get you a present to share. the present will be shit though cos the pints are expensive

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 6 2005, 2:41 AM 

Is the pints for the crew as well - i carry Liam's amp REALLY well ya know.

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 6 2005, 10:31 AM 

the band, and you geordie dave. even shitter present to share though!!

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 6 2005, 11:20 AM 

dont be pencilling no body in ive told yer leave t'bands to me

i dont even know if i can do friday nights wi bands cos he said i cant charge in so its like

so then mate you want live music on a friday are you going to :

pay £120 for pa
pay the bands
pay me and elve for dj'in

????

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 6 2005, 12:43 PM 

Thought that free-spirit WAS elve, i think i'm hallucinating.

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 7 2005, 4:32 PM 

i am i think. what you on about rich?

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 8 2005, 3:09 PM 

come along anyway sometime.. ill get yers an ale in

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 9 2005, 4:33 AM 

We all will be :D

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 9 2005, 12:56 PM 

good man.. http://www.freewebs.com/gloryhole-escobar/index.htm !!


 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 9 2005, 10:19 PM 

Yep could well be worth a look - not the paddingtons, well just cos!

Well i dunno, depends if caz and/to jenny vabs go lol

tottyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 10 2005, 12:37 AM 

get em o'er lad. im sure jenny would come anyway, she loves wakey.

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 13 2005, 11:41 AM 

it's true

haven't seen those paddingtons in ages.. but i'm skint, and have nowhere to stay in wakey . plus i'm kindof scared of yorkshire at the moment after getting stranded in the outback somewhere near skipton,it's like the fucking league of gentleman up there.
hmm


PS>what the fuck are ya`doing calling your night gloryhole?? you realise people will think it's some kind of queens` night?

shoulda gone with modern life is rubbish.. or whatever a mardou suggested ,don't remember it but it was good...

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Re: illustrational elve

January 13 2005, 7:07 PM 

rich got a bearf on about modern life is rubbish cos its a blur album. gloryholeis better anyway, its only for the most hardcore of people who live dirty sex.. jen im not workin next day so you can stop in my bed n ill get on settee if you like n show u to the train station the next day - email me bout it - gloryhole.wakey@gmail.com

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 13 2005, 8:38 PM 

hmmm sounds like a plan,,

i'm sure there was a day when you never would have had a vabs in your bed ,rich'll be disappointed in you y`know.

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Re: illustrational elve

January 14 2005, 1:40 AM 

'I'll get on settee'

Like fuck you will lol.

Gloryhole sounds well rank though.

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 14 2005, 2:15 PM 

i hope you're not suggesting that elve is anything but a perfect gentleman, davey..


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Re: illustrational elve

January 14 2005, 6:45 PM 

I'll go with Davey boy on that one, the good old sofa story....

What happened on 14/1? I've not really been with it today

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 14 2005, 7:38 PM 

Would i do that jen?? ;)

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 14 2005, 8:10 PM 

14/1 is today, Busted split up rick la. Sad, sad day.

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 14 2005, 8:57 PM 

Seriously??? Fantastic, that's made my so far shite day a tad better

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 14 2005, 10:17 PM 

sorry to make it shit again rick,but now there's just gonna to be three new busteds in the world instead of one.

:D


and davey, yeah i think maybe y`would.

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Re: illustrational elve

January 14 2005, 11:15 PM 

Jenny VABS = mean.

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 15 2005, 4:59 PM 

you lie.. you know how lovely i am xx

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Re: illustrational elve

January 15 2005, 6:46 PM 

Awww u know i likes ya jen la, still a meany, aye!

Send me more tunes n all you!

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 17 2005, 12:18 PM 

will do, i forget what i sent you already?

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Re: illustrational elve

January 17 2005, 11:56 PM 

About 6 padds songs, cribs, 2 special needs, that joey ramone one... why u never on messenger? x

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 18 2005, 12:19 AM 

What the fucks the craic with the website?

it seems liam has fucked us all off, meaning he'll never see his guitar again (currently on sale at e-bay) and that a knee-capping will be in order.

by the way The paddingtons are the biggest pile of shite i have, and ever will, listen/ed to, hang your head in shame if you enjoyed it. Amd punch yourself in the face. Hard.

Very Hard.


 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 18 2005, 3:02 AM 

Dunno what's happening with the site azza, Liam gimme that to add, know as much as you what it's about.

Liam ain't got a problem with ya that's for sure, so save the knee-capping.

Aye, not that keen on the paddingtons and that grant is still a cunt.

PS. Hope none of my stuff is on EBay. ;)


    
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Re: illustrational elve

January 18 2005, 8:03 AM 


haha obviously i wouldn't kneecap him but i been told hes given up after some fallout about saturday- he sent rick la loads of texts sayin hes quit and he won't answer his phone now so we all think its over people.

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 18 2005, 4:28 PM 

Ah right, like I said fuck knows what the crack is like, i been too fucked to notice owt going on at all really. Just give him a tinkle or summat lad, find out.

Edit : just noticed you said he ain't answering...fuckit.


    
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Re: illustrational elve

January 18 2005, 8:15 PM 

drama eh.


why's grant a cunt?

clearly it doesn't need saying that i love the paddingtons... the third single is gonna be fucking ace . they're better live like.


davey,msn keeps crashing my computer, i dunno, keep saying i'll sort it.. soon.
i'll send you some arctic monkeys, 10,000 things etc later.

xx

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Re: illustrational elve

January 18 2005, 8:34 PM 

Cos he is for telling them DJs to not play the 50L cd, shocking behaviour! How dare he speak like that to me in my home town ay ay!

Yeah get yer MSN sorted jen duck, pants without u. Not realy but huuuurry!

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 18 2005, 8:54 PM 

oohhh i didn't realise he did that,i thought the dj who you spoke to wouldn't play it cause it was live is all, which is understandable. x

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Re: illustrational elve

January 19 2005, 5:35 PM 

Well I went upto the DJ stand and said eee are lob this on mate, said youll hafta ask him over there and it was grant, ad he's like 50LEAVES? nah they split up mate, soz. I went back later when he wasnt about and then the other one tried it and said, its live mate can't play it sorry.

Ah well, next time i'll take a studio one :D

 
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Re: illustrational elve

January 19 2005, 8:14 PM 

aaaahh reet i see.

well i'm off to see thoseboys right now ,i will give grant your love.

promise i'll send some stuff over tomorrow.

xx

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