You know the crack, your mates having a partay, and bored with dancing on the kitchen units in your best Love Kylie whilst off your tits on mdma powder and cocaine (trust me it happens) you decide to banter your host into letting you DJ.

You have half an hour. What do you play.....

Fookin hell, we're coming to your parties from now on la...

Oasis - Stay Young
Bob Dylan - Subterrenean homesick blues
Rolling Stones - Paint it, black
Pulp - Sorted for e's and whizz
Kaiser Cheifs - I predict a riot
The Jam - Town called malice
Undertones - Teenage Kicks
The Only Ones - Another Girl, Another Planet


There's a few for now

oi. oi linco- good shit, except, kasier cheifs over The Who, My Generation?

and steph i'll get you 10 grams of mdma for 120 if you want, it'll be none of this crushed up pro plus shit either.

When the fook are we practising again, eh? I've decided from now on if those goth cunts turn up they're getting told to fucking slide on.

And when the fook is lincoln getting a new phone? i say have john squires, its the least he can do.

Mis-Shapes - Pulp
Psycho Killer - Talking Heads
Don't Look Back Into The Sun - The Libertines
Party Live - Pink Grease
Another Girl, Another Planet - The Only Ones
2+2=5 - Radiohead
Victoria - The Kinks
Ace Of Spades - Motorhead
Love Machine - Girls Aloud
Statue Of Liberty - XTC
Stand And Deliver - Adam and the Ants


Nobody will agree with me but trust me, I get the party started.

Forgot to mention 'Killer B' by Beachbuggy. That will be all, we're not in Sankey's.

fun lovin criminals - the fun lovin criminal
stone roses - tell me
the hiss - triumph
trap2 - keep it on
primal scream - city
technotronic - pump up the jam
carter USM - sheriff fatman

arctic monkeys, bet that you look good on the dancefloor
bowie, rebel rebel
ramones, i wanna be your boyfriend
the slits, heard it through the grapevine
blondie, rapture
pulp, anything really... lipgloss or joyriders i guess
the kinks, lola
chuck wood, seven days too long
the libertines, time for heroes
the smiths, there's a light
new york dolls, lookin` for a kiss
the ronettes, be my baby
the pipettes, it hurts to c u dance so well
special needs, the winter gardens or tarts
rolling stones, dane lil sista`
the cribs, what about me
gang of four, damaged goods
buzzcocks, oh shit
black wire, attack attack attack
mylo, destory rock n`roll

i persuaded/tricked them into giving me an hour see.

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ive thought about it more and id just play primal screams evil heat album all the way thru

mm, i think i'd just play 10,000 things over andover and over, yeah

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