Over The PA system a car crashes and Mankind comes out and the fans cheer as he pulls out Mr. Socko!! The fans still cheering as Mankind enters the ring and Lillian hands him a mic!!
Mankind: You something Mankind made his first TV appearence earlier today, and he made an open challenge for anyone in the back that wanted a match!! So Mankind was watching when Psychopath came out here and accepted it and on Mayhem!! Now it seems to be that my debut here in the DWF is even my kind of match!! A boiler room brawl match!! So if you would just shut up you can hear the dozens... and dozens of Mankinds fan chanting Foley.. Foley.. Foley.. so you can bring that camera and follow me!!
Mankind jumps out of the room and him and the camera man heads for the back and they go behind the curtains and down the hall to the boiler room!! They get in the room and they hand Mankind a mic!!
Mankind: Now Physcopath you wanna accept my challenge well tonight when you step into this boiler room!! And I take this medal pipe right here and I stick it up your rectum so far you lose about 4 teeth, and you look up with your bloody face while your singing the blues all night long!! You see you dont know what Mankind is capable of! !! You see I could be to kill!! I could go out here to take your title or I could just whip your ass!! Time will sure tell!! You see I dont have a lot of time really because I have a date with Chyna!! Since she saw me that one night in the shower while I was bending over to get the soap or what but ever ince them she has been looking at me and laughing so I think she likes me!! Now all I have to say is that I love this boiler room and you listen up Physcopath when you step into my world theres no turning back brother because I will beat you and batter you and knock you into a bloody pulp and then i will escape the boiler room but not after I have already bashed your brains in and not after I have turned things sideways and stuck them up your rectum! but most inportant not until I had proved a good name for Mankind right here in the DWF!!! You see tonight I am planning on showing everybody that I'm not some loser jobber that came into here and I am nothing, or a loser like Granite!! But that I am a king like Mick Foley because I see signs that tell me Foley Is God, but you all need spelling lessons because Im not God but I am pretty damn good at my reign of terror in the DWF starts tonight with you Physcopath!! Hell I have even written a poem for this match!! So all together in the bolier room we will be when Mankind has o take a pee!! I take this toilet!! pound in his head!! hoping to knock him dead!! when mankind escaped out of the room all the fans will say boo hoo!! Now if you think that was good I will have a Bio book on every match and every injury I have and why, because IM THAT DAMN GOOD!! Even the fans think that!! Now Im out of here for now but hey Physcopath!! I will see you tonight inside of the boiler room!! IF YA smelalalalalala.. what the sock.. is cookin!!
Acar crash sounds over and Mankinds music hits as he whips out socko and jumps around the boiler room like a moron and the fans all laugh at him!! so mankind gets to wondering whats so funny!!
Mankind: You guys love me you really, really, love me!! I will win for you tonight and I will be on the quest for becoming the DWF champion!! So one more time Physco man Im saying your not so tough and you think you can out fight me well no no no no no!! You See Ive been hammered , ive been burned, ive been exploded and if you think that you can beat me well he he he he he NOOO!! You cant why because IM Mankind!!
Mankinds drops the mic and the DWF cuts to commercial!!
Posted on Nov 14, 1999, 12:07 PM from IP address 207.230.55.52