The Daily Shit: Warehouse in Chicago explodes. Odd creatures found dead in rubble.

HELLO EVERYONE! THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE ANNOYANCE, THE HIGH PRIEST OF KUPO! AND GUESS WHAT!? READ THE HEADLINE! IT SAYS THERE'S A WAREHOUSE IN CHICAGO THAT WAS BLOWN SKY HIGH! AND ODD THINGS ARE FOUND DEAD IN THE RUBBLE! OH MY MOG!!!!

THESE THINGS!!!!! THEY LOOKED LIKE....BUNNIES!!!!!! SHAVED DEAD SLAUGHTERED BUNNIES!!!!!!!

OH MY MOG!!!!!!!!!!! THE INHUMANITY!!!! POOR DEFENSELESS BUNNIES WERE SHAVED!!!!!!!!! AND THEN THEY WERE BLOWN UP!! BOOM!!!!!! BUNNY MATTER ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!!! BOOM!!!! MORE BUNNY PIECES FLYING ABOUT!!!!!! BOOM!!!!!! EXPLODING BUNNY FRICASEE!!!!! BOOM AGAIN!!! KENTUCKY FRIED RABBIT!!!!!!!!!! BOOM ONCE MORE!!!!!! IT'S A GENERATION OF HARE JORDANS!!!!!!!!!!!

PRAY FOR THE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is your reporter, the High Priest of Kupo, signing off.

Bob Dole


(Yes this is an actual IC post. And yes the event he talks about was roleplayed out. So DON'T ERASE IT! -L-)