Daily Shit: Cypress and the Warlock Order: WORKING TOGETHER!?

Hi everyone this is your favorite reporter/journalist/something-or-other again, and I bring you some SHOCKING NEWS!

The anarch overlord Cypress Dreadslay is POSSIBLY WORKING WITH THE WARLOCK ORDER!

How do I know this? Well look! He sides with the Alante, the very people who are allied with the Order! I don't think he has a death wish. Do you!? And in turn, wouldn't it be possible that he is secretly working with the Order because he is allied with one of their allies? I mean come on if these people hate him so badly they'd have kicked his ass already! Did they? I think not. Not when he's actively running about with the Alante.

There's even rumor he's knocking up their queen too but that's for some other reporter to talk about. I don't do that kind of scandal. The Enquirer has something about that on page 25. AND NO I DID NOT PUT IT IN THERE! Some other reporter did so if you're gonna get all pissy about it then blame him not me. I'm just telling the truth as I get it.

But anyway, I do believe he is working with the Order. If he wasn't then he'd be dead already and so would the rest of his group, wouldn't it? I mean come on! No action whatsoever has been done as of late, well ones that didn't hit the papers in awhile. SEE!?

Or maybe they're consorting undercover! They have to be! Nobody goes this silent without taking some sort of action against each other!

And look how he fights his own daughter against the Alante. She doesn't consort with the rebels! She is trying to save Cypress from being killed! And does Cypress see that? No, of course not. The mother of Kurobikari's children is trying to protect Cypress and nobody even CARES! SUCH OUTRAGE!!!!!!!! THE INHUMANITY!!!

Of course, SHE is the one labeled the bad guy, right? Right. Cypress is aaalllll good, right? WRONG!!!!!! HIS CAUSE iS JUST BUT HIS INTENTIONS ARE EVIL!!

He goes against the very person who could be his savior, all for some petty power! What is power anymore these days, aside from having a bunch of backstabbers beneath your feet who would backstab you too?

Oh well, such is life eh? If Cypress gets killed by them it ain't my fault. All I can say is, Tegan tried to save him. -shrug-