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THE TRUE RULES OF BUSINESS

August 19 2000 at 5:07 PM
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1. The customer is an asshole.

2. All customers are severaly retarded.

3. The customer is always wrong, but you must act like he/she is right.

4. If you are wondering on how to act around customers, take into conceteration rules 1 through 3, unless of course you can get away with treating them as rules 1
through 3 state, then treat them as rules 1 through 3 state.

5. Allow no management personal to read these rules.

6. Working sucks ass.

7. Though the majority of us (my fellow internet RPers) are teens, and without major payments, 5.15 an hour is not enough money.

8. Working sucks ass.

9. A rule of thumb, consider the majority of management as a customer in relation to these rules.

10. If you can do something against the rules, and get away with it, do it.

11. If you have the chance to get some ass (including managaement) fired, or a customer kicked out of the store, do it.

12. Working sucks ass.


signing off,

corEy, EXTREMELY pissed off grocery bagger.

 
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  • Yeah! - George on Aug 20, 2000
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