Jaelen Westlock,
You know, as well as I do, that what you "demand" is utterly ridiculous and impossible - and will never happen. It is so like you to behave like an utter fucking retard and use a bargaining piece such as my nephew as a tool to feed your own hopelessly bloated ego, you great, pathetic worm.
What I will do for you, however, is cease aggressive mannuveres on the battlefield of the Rurenburgh Bridge, on the Northeastern borders of the Middlelands. While you have been masturbating your own ego, your army has been boxed in by Archos' forces to the East, and mine, across the river. The primary focus of that battlefield is the control of the bridge, for easy crossing into the Middlelands. I will cease everything but defenses of my own positions on the Western banks of the river, for five days, allowing you to gather reinforcements and consolidate your forces and plot out an assault.
Upon your attack, however, the waiting period is immediately withdrawn - so I would suggest using these five days to your advantage.
If your "mighty army," which has gotten its ass smeared all over the Middlelands so far, is as strong as you boast, then let it reopen the gates of your campaign in a full and pitched battle with my forces.
This is more than you deserve, and more than is professionally acceptable to give, but I enjoy a game now and then. Either profit from my nephew, or choose not to. But make your decision and return him immediately.
Oh, and one more thing.
Go fuck yourself, you Shadow Elven piece of shit.
You pale to me. And you know it.
I am sorry for my lack of diplomacy, I would choose my words differently if I considered you to be anything more than a degenerate vulture playing at being a Caesar.
Your days are numbered, Westlock. Regardless of how we deal with this situation, I am going to fucking kill you.
Sincerely,
Cypress Dreadslay
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