1. You try and rush them off the trail or portage
2. You Make noises like a Moose Cow and the Bull spots you
3. Just before you are lauched into space
BTW: Those extra large (XXXXL) long johns are so you can leap
any 4 foot snow banks that may still exist without splitting any seams when you are running away.

And don't worry about thinking about not being able to leap that 4 foot snow banks..
I'm sure you could leap 8' snow banks if the bull moose was chasing you
P.S. Don't worry about medi-evac costs as any TV station will pick up such costs just to film the event
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