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So Ed McMahon shows up at my door and proceeds to tell me that I am the winner of the Virgin Intergalactic Ship sweepstakes, wishes me good luck and tells me to be ready for pickup
COOL!! Later on this weird guy shows up,
I send him back and then this lady shows up, I am ready to go
Get a call from Sir Richard, and I thank him, though I do not recall entering the sweepstakes…hmmm. I ask Richard about the safety of flying, you know out there to “space”, he tells me he doesn’t know, but to tell him on my way BACK! That drink I just had is making me real sleepy…
I wake up and I’m aboard the coolest air accommodations, way to go Virgin! But what the heck where are the stewardesses and the massage girls? One more person aboard, and he is the friggin pilot…boring trip
The views are nice,
so I am enjoying my time when we hit turbulence, o wait we’re getting shot at….what in the world…
Hey nice job pilot, I’ll make myself helpful and try out this lil gun
Hey man you’re driving a mess, get it together….pilot….oh oh, I’m screwed
Phew, shipwrecked but in one piece, is good to be back, wait a minute…
Branson you owe me big time, here’s my list Biatch, better be all here first thing in the morning:
2 watches
Out here I’ll need a Sea Dweller, something indestructible, oh yeah and I like to read in the loo
And something to just look at….yeah put in a gentle call to Mr. Bonati and tell him what a swell guy I am, how I spread the word about his brand, how I think he is just the smartest CEO, blah blah, just get me the 203, and yes I want #8, or #88, or better yet an OOR!
2 songs
This one I like cause pretty girls that speak French blush, and Serge, well he the man
And this one, cause well it is wonderful
And I’ll bend the rules to add just one more
and the last one!
1 Book, no Richard, you owe me so at least three books
I Ching, the complete Wilhem version, wisdom or magic or both
Cervantes’ Don Quixote, tried finishing twice, but now that I have the time
Garcia Marquez’ One Hundred Years of Solitude, magical realism concept at is best, read it twice, will read again
1 Movie, ah, ah, three movies a DVD player and a HD LCD!
Casablanca, simply a perfect plot, no more no less and with the most beautiful woman ever (after my wife and my mom) Ingrid Bergman
hard not to get emotional on this part
Fellini’s La Dolce Vita, every time I see it a different interpretation, Italian neo-realism at its best
only cool Italian girls can wear sunglasses at night
Hayao Miyasaki’s Spirited away, just love this anime!
1 Photograph, well save it, instead bring me four paintings, remember you owe me
Francis Bacon is Gruesome in a beautiful way
of course I have to have a Ceniceros in the fold
This Vermeer is really nice!
and a Rothko is always nice
1 Memory, no no, at least two
Walking down Le Seine with Kristi, after having been part of the US Postal team celebration dinner at the Musee D’Orsay, empty streets, we are walking back to the Hotel D’ Crillon, wonderful night, in love, glowing
The feeling of flying, I can’t do it anymore but it is a great memory
1 meal
Kristi’s Paella, with Risotto’s the secret!
1 Person
My much better half
But yes Richard, send a mechanic too to get us out of here, and I better be back in time for Hammer’s P-Day next year in Australia!
