We heard that some of you could come to our charming small town soon.
Some advices, if the alcohol play tricks on you :
#01 symptom : Cold and wet feet.
Cause : Your glass is tilted at an incorrect angle.
Solution : Turn the glass until the open part is facing up.
#02 symptom : Warm and wet feet.
Cause : This is it, you've urinated on yourself.
Solution : Go and try do dry your shoes to the nearest restroom.
#03 Symptom : The bar is made of white enamel.
Cause : You're still in the toilet.
Solution : Ask for help if you can't find the exit by yourself.
#04 Symptom : You do not have the beer you ordered from more than 1/4 hour.
Cause : The bar is behind you.
Solution : Turn at 180 degrees, your beer is there.
#05 symptom : The opposite wall is full of lights.
Cause : You felt on your back.
Solution : Set your body at 90 degrees to the ground.
#06 ymptom : View troubled.
Cause : You look through an empty glass.
Solution: Ask for another tour of your favorite beverage.
#07 symptom : The floor moves under your feet.
Cause : Two bouncers leave you of the bar.
Solution : Request at least where they will take you.
#08 symptom : Reflections of multiple faces staring you in the water.
Cause : You're in the bathroom, trying to vomit.
Solution : Help yourself and put your finger into your throat.
#09 symptom : The people around you speak with a mysterious echo.
Cause : You have the glass in the ear.
Solution : Stop acting like a jerk.
#10 symptom : The DBA moves a lot, people are dressed in white and the music is monotonous.
Cause : You're in an ambulance.
Solution : Do not move. Possible alcoholic coma.
#11 symptom : Your wife looks very weird and your kids are watching you in amazement.
Cause : You're in the wrong house.
Solution : Ask them if they can tell you where is your hotel.
#12 symptom : A huge light in the DBA makes you blind.
Cause : You are lying in the street and it is already the day.
Solution : Coffee and drop of vodka to recover
Cheers & Beers