I admit that I've never been turned on by the 382. I think it's interesting; I don't think it's ugly, it just doesn't tickle my pickle; I do hate the nickname (but then I hate "Fiddy" too--makes me cringe each time I see/hear it--which means I'm cringing at this moment (could we not appoint an official Panerai nickname committee composed of people who graduated from high school?)); I do regret not getting one, but only because I missed out on the puzzling instant increase in value (but I can't whine, I've got a 195 and 217 I bought at retail).
There, now I feel better. Should we talk about presidential candidates next?