edition of the"Palo Hills Tattler Tribune" and, lo, found himself reading his own, surprisingly complementary obituary! He was incensed, outraged, and beside himself! The first thing he did was call his attorney, Martin.
"Did you read the obits in the paper today?"
"Yes, I did and I want to offer my condolences. I've already sent a sympathy card to Mikki."
"Well, what else?" Asked Paddy.
There was a pause of several seconds and finally, Martin asked "Tell me, just where are you calling from Paddy?" |