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O.T. some thursday humor?

February 8 2018 at 3:54 PM
Jens  (Login Oyster2604)
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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.

"Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news.

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."

 
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DesmoFan
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That's a classic, well done. nt

February 8 2018, 4:28 PM 


 
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DON
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Good one Simon (nt)

February 8 2018, 6:19 PM 

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DesmoFan
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Not Simon today...

February 8 2018, 7:50 PM 

Unless Rapers changed his name as well lol.

 
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Ferry
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Oh really?

February 8 2018, 9:45 PM 

Rapers is his real name? happy.gif
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DON
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My bad - working and reading and responding - sorry Jens (nt)

February 8 2018, 11:31 PM 

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Rapers
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Nice one, Jens! No name-change here. Same old, same old. nt

February 8 2018, 11:13 PM 

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