evryone's been talkin bout this in the bookies all day so i might as well ask on here if the venue is still the same for the HAMMERTON / ALI 3 rounder next month.

let me tell you (and i aint irish) hammerton couldnt way in at more than 10 stone. cunt says he's on a diet and i goes what 'trying to be a lightweight again you doss cunt!!!!'???

hammerton wont last 3 seconds let alone 3 rounds - he dont go anywhere these days without an automatic - thats what i heard.

let me know if the venue changes. i heard its sold out already too.

doren

Hmmm...Muhammad Ali is a 63 year-old man with Parkinson's disease, who needs help feeding himself. My money's still on him, though.

is there gunna be a warm up prior to the 23rd???

BC

need a venue in highgate like the foundry for this one?

..hammerton is a soppy cunt i'd pay good money for him to come up here for some good old northern punishment...

xxxBOOGALOO FILTHYs ELECTROWERKX

pps thats cant be right, what am i ...irish???


P.s (us): I'm getting some contacts for promoter together to send you, I haven't forgotten.

warm up in brick lane on the 22nd/23rd sept...

stippers in the street come 8am sunday morning...

(after the knife fights..OF COURSE!!)


xm


did i stutter?

my moneys on mark !
So there! ner ner ner nerr nerrrrr
with brass nobs on!

sorry guys but i seriously intend to remove my own head by KNIFE way before the 23rd...

cunts

tables

xm

PRO SUICIDE
anti ESTABLISHED order

hello lams people!

right. i just logged on here cos i really didnt want to believe this horrible story my brothers friends uncle had to say about hammerton.

turns out right my dads driving his cab right.

picks up my brothers friends uncle.

okay?

anyways there always smokin crack and talkin shite so i thought..whatever Dad shut up and die soon...

neways..

this is what my dad reckons is gospel...

Jimmy(my brothers friends uncle) is driving down hackney in his jag when hammerton flags down the car and jumps in with a coupla birds right...

nothing unusual there right...

anyways...he's like(hammerton)* lets go up west(old west ya know Hounslow)* and these birds are like 'Whateva mark...we're bored...'okay??

ya follow????

nothing unusual there right...

okay

this is where it gets spooky...

me dad(and i wouldnt believe a word of it cos hes on acid evry day for his boredom i mean crack addiction whatvea!) reckons that

A>both birds had american accents!(probably just drunk avin a bubble right??)

B>they were both white!(pretty hard to fuckin believe but whatever hammerton you chop and change like the ....)

BUT C>(this really worries me!)

are you ready???

ONE OF THEM HAD BLOBNDE HAIR!!!!!

outrageous////i know i know..

that hammerton must have a fuckin death wish!!!

xsasha

sasha,,

..that weren't me, that was (YOU)* ,,,


i'm me and you're you.. or are you me?

and who am i???

this is me!

mark(not me mum-already had her on the blower this am interupting me pinhead therapy)

ps hellraiser was SHOT in NeasdOn

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

what is this?

DRUG DEALER OF THE YEAR 2005 COMPETITION???

whatever

xCassius Classy
(NOT barat Arsey)

Oi Ali,
yr old man thinks i gotta stop exercising down weavers fields with a fag hanging out my mouth cuz im setting the junior hacksaws a bad exampla..

also reckons you could do me with one hand tied behind yr back...hes probably not wrong.

lets have it

proper

fuck the police-they all live west now

Xm

...not much i can add to this apart from

NOTTING HILL GATE...not the sort of movie id consider renting.

ever.

God bless
MArk hAMMerToN
akaMK47....................................<snip>

i know you and Bakpa are all great friends with the police and all but you seriously should consider exactly what you say next time you feel like fucking with my shit.

remember you still owe me for 4Ks..thats 1,500/Kilo so thats 6 grand plus interest..
ill take a 10% cut of tomights gig in cash and thatll be the end of it, okay?

i need it now.
i know you smoked it all so NO i dont fucking want it back dickhead,

mark hammerton
07905 623556(4tonight)

y'know what?
you can whistle

you need a shave pal and i know just the barber : >