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CLASSIC cOCKNEY

October 2 2005 at 10:57 AM
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*NEVER DONE A MULLORD!*..

im still laughing and i heard this one many many times at close range(sounds better with a jamaican accent but whatever CLA you are sooooooooooo fuckin 4given-come back!!)

*meaning::

the cunts still alive innit?

boo

xMarK hammerton
AKA mk47(a DJ!honest!!)
aka i just got a labouring job BUT unfortunately it falls on me mothers birthday,,AND i'm djing in the evening...what will i do next??

 
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Re: CLASSIC cOCKNEY

October 2 2005, 1:05 PM 

claramills404@hotmail.com

is that still active?

and how do i work that shitty my space thing again??
xm

 
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Re: CLASSIC cOCKNEY

October 2 2005, 1:07 PM 

i gotta blow.

sg blog updated..

any thoughts?

Xmasrk

 
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BEATRIX WILL BE AVENGED

October 3 2005, 4:58 AM 

http://www.andrewkendall.com/pages/photogallery/pictureindex.php?id=480


that cunt at the nme is dead fucking meat now

 
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classic cockney

October 4 2005, 2:02 PM 

thought this thread was drifting..try these:

*es had enuff..LEAVE 'im!!!*

*put a jumper on it*

*take it off*

give..

x

 
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Re: classic cockney

October 4 2005, 2:52 PM 

this ones better:

*JOURNALISTS DONT JUST HAVE EGOS but NAMES too..

THEY SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO HARAAS ME*

XMARK HAMMERTON

PS ESP ONES CALLED ROB AT THE ES

 
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Re: classic cockney

October 4 2005, 3:00 PM 

ps
anyone sees that wanker BAKPA or RHYTHM pass on my *regards*

PRICKS.
AS IN *CRACK SMOKING* MEN

 
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Re: classic cockney

October 4 2005, 4:45 PM 

I wipe my maahff of 'em all!!

 
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http://www.netscape.co.uk/

October 5 2005, 1:38 PM 

http://www.netscape.co.uk/

k. its not cockney but it aint microSoft neiver

saunas.

nordic ones.

i wonder if that cunt tesko is alive yet?

hmm

whens his giro due??

x

 
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Re: http://www.netscape.co.uk/

October 6 2005, 2:41 PM 

how much does persistence pay rob?

ps wheres my drummer...im meant to be on tour again NOT hoinh my ass for small change every night surely?

im gunna put my prices up : >

m%47
never -

 
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Re: http://www.netscape.co.uk/

October 10 2005, 4:48 PM 

bi*HOW MUCH???*

: >< k

xx

 
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cromwells women??

October 10 2005, 11:44 PM 

*sweating*like a *rapist*
or a 10 year OLD *G*!!
i remember what wass what like ebing 10....
no school..fightting / stabbing / stealing and lying my arse to me mum about where all the cuts and brusies were coming from..

MSG to the upcoming Gs in E1...
dont worry-the george will do strippers on a friday night bengali style 4 ya..or whatever.
i dont discriminate when it comes to birds!

god bless mark hammertonXX

 
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Re: cromwells women??

October 11 2005, 12:03 AM 

ps yeh yeh..so i *watched* that thing on cromwell on the telly tonight so what?

his son was a soft touch(8 months in *power*-pussy)
and the lame ass channell 4 film makers DIDNT mention ANY of his *women*.

i was bored shit less.
now i have a head ache...

BUT-
*TIN SOLDIER* IS THE best SMALL fACES SONG EVER...

really.

sore.

head

xmarkeverydayislikefuckingmondaytoacuntlikeme

 
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Re: cromwells women??

October 11 2005, 10:31 AM 

what the fuck are you talking about?

_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________

"Nowadays instead of polishing them they choose to cover them in shit and smash them with a hammer" - CornalKipling 7/10/2005

"The only good Alan Wass song I've heard is the one where he unplugs his guitar and walks off stage" - SimonWebbon 9/10/2005

 
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Re: cromwells women??

October 11 2005, 1:42 PM 

alan aint no celebrity joke!

 
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Re: cromwells women??

October 12 2005, 11:46 AM 

you can tell when marks posted cuz the grammar'a all fucked..

last post SHould be:

alan aint no celebrtity!(joke)

OR


alan aint no celebrtity-joke

etcetcx

 
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Re: cromwells women??

October 13 2005, 1:15 PM 

*she's got lovely hand-writing* : Tony
*i know! and all that time i coulda bin polishing me shovel or reading a book!* : yaknowwho

 
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Re: cromwells women??

October 14 2005, 11:37 AM 

*CANT gRUMBLE!!*

 
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Re: cromwells women??

October 15 2005, 2:16 PM 

*dangerwank* - careful yr givin the nme editorial staff ideas there..

if we just did this..*danger*
and this..*wank*(seperate ov course)

and got some more male students we might ..er...have the xmas issue cover...er...<bing)*GET laid*..

off

(all that education/money and no *talent*..not in the office anyway)

 
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Re: cromwells women??

October 21 2005, 10:14 AM 

june whitfield on breakfast tv this morning covering her ers when describing her grandmothers bark.

CR

always dot cotton never brannon

 
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crucifiction

October 25 2005, 2:53 PM 

oi,

what bout this?

*'es guiltier than Adam!*
as in - tie mullord to a tree in shoreditch and see if anyone bothers letting him go alive....

i doubt it
BUT i did ask around and EVERYone agrees...you let a rich cunt like this go free and he'll only do it all again...

fuck him

good and proper

T

 
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Re: crucifiction

October 25 2005, 3:05 PM 

(h)a!

 
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crash

October 26 2005, 8:57 PM 

*im poor*
-"how poor?"

*THIS FUCKING PAW*

Xmiss you

 
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Re: crash

October 27 2005, 8:13 PM 

clapton girls

 
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long johns!
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cockney gone wrong

October 28 2005, 12:03 PM 

http://www.sock-dreams.com/_shop/edit/index.php

 
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gone right

October 28 2005, 7:54 PM 

3 way

at least

xm

 
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i need

October 28 2005, 8:00 PM 

winter sun?

shit!

whats the cheapest online travel agent???

any recommends...

other than cheapestflight.co.uk

???

 
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