hello rob

hey

hey this is the real rob, the person wrote "hey" is an imposter. everybody say yo.

yo

yo. Who is the rob imposter?

this is the real rob, the person who said the person who said 'hey' was an imposter was actually an imposter. yo.

I am rob. I am not the imposter

Oh for Christ's sake

Why are people pretending to be me????

ok, this is rob. This is also very random. I know im an awsome guitar superhero, but please, back down

haha k this is just ridiculous, i wouldnt be stupid enough to put my name in wrong place. the second post and this one is the real me. the rest of you are silly imposters.

haha! i am the real rob, and i havn't even posted on here before!

you are all imposters. Simple as.

who is the real rob then??

me

i am

EVERYONE so far has been an imposter. I AM the real rob a-thank you

prove it.

this is so stupid, i only just looked at this post- wtf? im the real deal

Hey I am the real rob and i would never write "wtf"

Rob whats your fave colour????

stripes

if any of you are the real rob you will know which schools you went to

erm, i'm rob

i know which school i went to

The same one as dave

OK then...This IS the real rob, ive only just looked at this thread. It tells me not to, you see. Lovely to know theres so many people out there who want to be me...mabie you could dress up as me and earn a living on the london underground, like elvis impersonators. I throw hotdogs at them.

only joking.

one of the others is the real rob. but i still think we should all dress up as him cos that woud be great.

wooohooo. im not rob

bet you are

what?? i am rob....or am i toby?

identity crisis

dress like me? get a kinks t shirt

youre both rob and toby, the whole band is just one single entity projecting images of each other and theyre fans so its looks like we're all different people, when infact we are the same.

and for some reason a lot of us decided to be called rob.

hmmm.....read this post drunk. it will make you dizzy.

I AM FUCKING ROB

calm down, we're all rob.

i am rob really i am.

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Who will be joining myself and the band to attend these gigs, let us know if u want putting on the guestlist

bollocks tht wasnt rob

thats just someone who knows a little bit about the gig. highly unconvincing.

unless it was some kind of double bluff to trick us all and plug himself in the process.

hmmmm

i like beck

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This is what we need on here, more surrealism. The one person that wrote all this has no job, clearly. 'calm down, we're all rob' was the best. well done. I like beck too. he's small.

yeah i dont have a job, (except being in dustins ya know) but i didnt write it all.

but thanks for the compliment. i also like beck.

thats ok, its well deserved, so which rob be you?

Yes, Beck.

the real one obviously.

of course. what was i thinking eh? maybe you, me and all the robs can laugh about this one day.

maybe, maybe. though its been so stressful i dont think i could laugh about it yet..

but as we're all one being when one laughs, we shall all laugh!

(yes im making perfect sense)

(heartily)Haaahhahahahaha....haa...h-

....I don't hear you laughing rob....Rob?? Don't tell me you've gone and got a job?

dont be silly

laughs heartily also

ahhh, I feel warm now. now then, i'm off to see whos texting me at this hour. nice laughing with you rob, Rob or ROB, I just don't even know who you are anymore, man. don't ever let anyone tell you to get a job/go to uni/get out of their front garden. chun-li x

this has been my favourite thread by so very far. hahahahaaaa

...Rob?

ahahahah i luffffs this thread!! INNIT.

i'm soo rob man...

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i'm not wearing socks

i am the lovechild of rob, also called rob. I am just like rob, but im slightly older than rob.

If you are his lovechild, shouldn't you be younger?

i'm robs twin, rob.

i'm rob, oh no wait im james

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

breaksdown

good times.

where is rob?

http://www.xfm.co.uk/sectional.asp?id=8850 gets.

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"nobody likes my shooooes"

i think the name rob has lost all meaning to me now

lollattack

where actually is rob? did he get a job?

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