Tony Sorprano: "Larry? What are the fuck you doin' here. I thought you were under house arrest."
Larry Boy Barese: "Fuck them. I ever see that prison doctor, God forbid, I'm gonna say, "Hey fuckstick, they ever show you these in medical school? They're called balls. "
There's this massive guy who's at every PPV at our sports bar. He looks exactly like Tony Atlas in his prime, and he's a huge Triple H fan. He's always wearing his Triple H shirt, and every time the H-man comes out, like 50 people will gather around the guy, and he'll jump up on a chair and do the water spit. Even the waitresses, who must have NIGHTMARES about "wrestling night" gather around to watch him.
"Oh, we're doing an eight-course charity dinner." Fuck you! I hope your eight-course dinner is poisoned!"
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