bewars when riding scooters off road

Is that Bill Oddie doing Springwatch on a vespa?

CRIKEY!

Should the caption for this be.
Local Gay caught in sex act with Scooter on the common! ???

definitely esso - this pic of said perv is extreeeemely gay!

For years i have argued the toss with people that run on about scooters being hair dryers,lawn mowers etc guess i was wrong...Nice 1

YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS OF MY BOY-ISH GOOD LOOKS

AND

YOU ARE UNCOMFORABLE WITH THE EASE AT WHICH I AM PHOTOGRAPHED

I CAN TEACH U ALL HOW TO MAKE THE MOST OF WHAT U HAVE



ENJOY THIS PHOTO ITS THE CLOSEST U WILL GET TO PERFECTION!!!!!!

How to change from, Perv to Puffta, leading on to perfection.

This is a 3 stage course, which involves. Stage 1, the use of a scooter (with lot's of lights to hide behind) Stage 2, A cheap camera ( which blurs your normal look) Stage 3, the removal of your head(from the eyebrows up)

Contact, he who eats fish and barley, for further details.

p.s Next time you go for a piss, leave the scoot behind.

cheers
Pete

As you can see, i skipped stage 3 of the course. This leaving me with a complete head. lol

I must say, you both have a nice set of lamps

at what stage do they begin to sag?