Guess its my own fault should of had a look at club site tonight before i went out(yes i am allowed unlike the rest of you who are too scared)anyway turned up and no one there so had a pint with mister fruit machine and went back home.I think you all need to get things in order.
1.Pub
2.Drink
3.Another drink
4.listen for the bell for time
5.Get kicked out
6.Get food
7.Go home and wish the wife/girlfriend bit of stuff a happy valentines and just to spoil her to show how much you care let her have some of the chips which you dont want any more coz there cold.

After all its the thought that counts.........

you were only allowed out, so she didn't have to buy u a card or sleep with u.
We were all slamming the headboard against the wall, this being an annual event, for married men.
Plus we had to be home by 10:30, to do it all again.. lol

c u all soon
Pete

we dont have a headbored lol!!!

I take my hat off to you pete if you can still bang the head board at your age i would of put my money on you couldnt i have seen you trying to kick start that lammy. hehe

I use my middle leg for headboard slamming, as it's rested for most of the year. lol

disclaimer, there is absolutely no true in the previous messages from slymacfly, if any reader wishes to believe such nonsense, they do so purely because they have no sex life of there own to shout about.

sorry will have to go, bird as just popped round







c u soon
Pete

Bird popped round?? by the look on her face(hit by a bus)she must have seen you trying to change your flat tyre on scoot

Mantle piece and fire spring to mind.

I wear my own trousers, (only cos the wifes dont fit me)