Last night at the F.B we all witnessed the russian bear a mountain of man with the power to suck chairs up his um po po.
Do not feel worried about this as two individuals sat at our tables are highly skilled KUNG FOO **** trained dudes. It may come as a surprise to many but KUNG FOO **** originated in Gunton in 1254 by Adi`s ancestor (OLD ADI). Most people think KUNG FOO **** originated in the Far East and that would be correct if you took away the Far. Anyway (OLD ADI) has passed his skills down through the centuries to our ADI (MASTER) who in turn passed in on to me in a VISION. And for a packet of cheesy puffs Adi will pass it on to the rest of the camp squad.
When the Russian bear left the bar last night I know it appeared like myself and (MASTER ADI) were ****ting our pants. This is very far from the truth, as we are trained KUNG FOO **** experts we can kill with a blink so have to be very carefull.When the Russian bear passed us by we gave him what is known in the trade as the GUNTON STARE.This is a two part process and with the STARE in PLACE if we ever unleash the second part then a whole world of pain will be heading towards the russian bear. If by chance the russian bear does ever re appear do not repeat this to him as I find violence quite vulga !!.

In addition to this you may not be aware that ESSO is the DOCTOR.

Last night I was so impressed with level of protection that the grand master Adi ably assisted by his pupil Crossey who assures me he is a black belt in the ancient form of Gunton Stare Kung Foo I am told it is practiced standing on a open faced crash helmet to improves balance and prevent eyeball flicker, at the moment of the strike or “eye blow”. You could actually feel the fear in the big Russian hit man as he passed by in fact he did not dare look at the grand master and left taking his chair with him

MASTER ADI,Will be visiting you soon in your dreams to give you in depth KUNG FOO **** Training.

Please be waiting in your dreams dressed only in VELVET underpants, a SILK CREVAT and a SMILE.

I will be taking subs butt naked apart from my double reverse puff handkerchief.

Carry On Camping.

The (new) EPDSC, can anyone spot themselves?

I am potting for the top right hand corner as we are pretty similar in the buff stakes !

Second from bottom right is obviously not human.

I feel a affinity with mr cool second row far right

great post guys well i reckon im the cop as my hairdresser done the big one on me this time god my hair is short and i dont mean on the back LOL

im sure im "HOT ROD" and Billy piper sitting next to me agrees,

THE DOCTOR

Not only is this the gayest thread on any scooter associated forum but its given the game away that Jason and myself are not actually tough. Reputations hitting the floor here guys.

The Russian bear was fortunate that we were not equiped to tag wrestle, in which case we would resemble the two fine gentlemen in grind Left2/down2.

Not only are we not tough I don`t even think we could run away that quick !!

The best bet would be to hide behind the Doctor, infact just hang around in the Tardis with Billie.

I was in the British 100 metres olympic mincing team