Bulgarian Beer Boasts Breast-Boosting Benefits
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
For those looking to boost their bust size sans surgery, Boza beer may be just the ticket.
Men from across Europe are flocking to Bulgaria to buy the beverage, which has been reported to have breast-boosting properties.
The libation is skyrocketing in popularity as a gift from hopeful men to their wives and girlfriends.
The beer is made from fermented wheat flour and yeast, and it's unknown what the ingredient may be that leads to the buxom aftereffects, reported Ananova.
One buyer from Romania bought a case for his wife in the Bulgarian town of Ruse.
"I really hope I see an improvement," he told Ananova.
Klaus Schmidt, landlord for an Austrian ski resort, said he's planning an upcoming trip to get a hold of the useful elixir.
"I had heard of Boza before, but it was always so expensive once the tax was added. But now that's gone I'm going to start offering the drink to my après-ski customers," he added.
i cant believe that guy said he hopes he sees an improvement! like small breasts are a sickness. wow. if he were my hubby i'd conk him upside the head for saying something stupid like that. only we get to complain about our small boobies! :) that was interesting. i wonder what gives the effect? i could stand getting getting a little tipsy right about now. lol
Whoa, that's crazy! Actually, many people are intolerant to wheat (and other foods that contain 'gluten' (rye, spelt, triticale, kamut, barley) and it can mess up hormones big time. That's what happened to me, it seems. Beer still has gluten in it. :( No, not good for bigger boobs at all.
Beer is made from hops right? Isn't hops good for NBE? It would be great if we could get hammered while increasing our boobs, but unfortunately we would also end up increasing our guts. If that beer thing is ligit, it will blow up and become a huge success but i'm not holding my breath until it does. I'll stick to hops tea!
Darn! I just created an account to post that article but someone beat me to it! haha!
I think I'd give it a try maaaaaybe.. I'd probably gag because beer smells horrible to me... but I want boobs... I can barely drink even a quarter of my soy shake every night without gagging *cries* I try thoooough!
haha, that's really funny, actually where i'm from it's like an old fols tale that drinking beer makes your boobs grow, i think i was also told to put onions on them and hit them with a wooden spoon ;-))
i used to drink beer quite a lot when i was younger but it didn't affect my boobs;-(
but i know some men who developed big boobs in their forties/fifties because of years of regular beer consumption so maybe you need to spend like twenty to thirty years drinking beer every day and then you will have giant boobs. you might also have a giant belly to complement your boobs
Any one found the actual ingredients,i am willing to make the stuff!!!!-i love beer and have always wanted to make home brew and this justs adds to the incentive-might end up an alco but id av massive boobs, n a big beer belly to match lol
i will ask a bulgarian friend of mine if he can find out the ingredients... but it will be funny because how am i supposed to ask? "uh... you know that beer that is supposed to make your boobs bigger? whats in that stuff?" that will go over well, especially because i met him through a work-related thing so its not like we are big drinking buddies... plus his english isnt great, and my bulgarian is non-existent...
but it will be worth a fun try! i will let you know if he responds... or just tells me im crazy (which is possible). anyone with good ideas of how to approach the topic, let me know!
Not to be a downer about the beer... There is a link between alcohol and breast cancer. It is recommended that women drink no more that one alcohol beverage in a 24 hour period.
One study I read said the risk was an impressive 40 percent greater in those women who drank verus those women who did not. Those are frightening statistics and I have yet to find any study that refutes it.
Hops yes, alcohol no. Even if that beer would make me a 36E, in my opinion it is not worth the risk.
i just read an article a week or two ago on cnn.com that talked about how alcohol (in moderation, of course!) can be good for you, but it was a study with a male focus group. it was more about blood pressure and mentioned nothing about cancer.
i dont know... seems like everything these days can cause cancer. i dont smoke, i try not to use the microwave as much, i toss on some sunscreen, but i cant change EVERYTHING on the off-chance that im going to get cancer from it. there are plenty of people who do the right thing and get it anyway... thats just how i look at it...
but hey, back to topic, how on earth would i bring the beer ingredients up to a bulgarian i know from work that speaks limited english??
LOL!!!-well u could ask him to do a survey on the women where he is,in his opinion those that drink loads of beer, are they more endowed than those who don't drink,if he could get a poll on 100 women we would have a good idea+i can imagin its a good pulling tactic-"hey babe my lady friend is doing a survey on breast and beer you'd be helping out alot of women if u could just show em to me"-or he could get plenty of slaps,either way im sure it would be a good laugh
Emmie seriously u could start a proper statistic here, he could get his mates involved and b4 we know it we have surveyed 80% of bulgarian women
and we would know the truth then.
LOL!!!!!!
this could be fun... hes such a nice guy, and really shy, so maybe it will help him find himself a lovely bulgarian lady (and if she drinks the beer, maybe shes got some hooters to make us all jealous!)
i will send him an email and let you all know how it turns out. hey, he lives a few countries away. what have i got to lose (other than, say, having the bulgarian secret police or something banging down my door asking me why im harassing a bulgarian government worker! no, not in politics, but still pretty funny)!
